Bancul Zilei!

An arab at airport:
- Name?
- Abdul Al Razhib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no, I mean: male or female?
- Yes... male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holly cow!
- Yes... cow, dog, even sheep.
- But isn't that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh, dear!
- No, no... deer run to fast!